If still there is a man alive who don't knows, we won the National french theatre competion. Tank goodness for that, 'cuz imagine who was suppose to be the black sheep("Missed rehearsals, too late for rehearsal, not in a proper condition for rehearsal"...the list is tooo long!)
After showing ourself for the alfa & omega of the theatre, the award was a fourth in BG history invasion of Carigrad(Istanbul)
If anyone thinks that this is the capital of the Balkans, he's wrong. The city is now a 15 million shit on the border with two others shits. Personally I had bigger expectations, but anyways...let's pray for the modern urbanisation!
Yeah, I hear the question- the alcohol. Expensive(more than west Europe!), too hard to find and most of the times is crap. Half a liter in a pub and two shots=22 liras(22 лева) No comment.
The kitchen-guess what? Yeah, it's the same, for one reason or another...
The nargiles- no need to tell you that difference here and there...
The police- be happy with our madafacuz... With safety switch turned on a position to shoot, in the middle of the day, this is a picture not common at all here.I'm not talking for a pistol, yeah. Many of you know the movie "Midnight express". It's not the same for so much time, but we say the same here... Like us they are starting to put cameras on every angle... ANARCHY!
The laws-6 months for raping(!!!), 10 years for talking against Turkey. What a pleasant place to live.
The people- like my sister said, there is much better things to do, than drinking on the streets. Imagine: standing in front of skinhead with sign on your T-shirt "Punk's not dead". The guys didn't kicked our asses, it was the first day. A record for me. Like many of you know, I'm cursed to start the fights, but we missed that one. I think the turkish girl-worriors who were with us, is the reason for our luck.
The festival- the ordinary portion of shit- few very nice things, a lot of crap, many unfucked evil grand'mas.
The students-Like here- a lot of buttheads, close-minded fools. Kiss my ass. And I'm speaking for the school, wich is much more European than others. Ofcourse your big brother Genadi found the anarchy idiots in the crowd, this time they are Joshku(Джошку) and Defne(Дефне). Bless you girls, you saved me to become bored to death!
Footbal fans-Beasts. Even that I have been so much time on matches, close to the ultras of Beroe. Also on the final on the cup with the even more wild nazi ultras of Levski, they are just in the kindergarden if you see their animals. For a man wich was involved last year in the fight with Botev, I'm astonished.
The standart of living- dentist and a mother doctor. S-class, 5 decres of flat. Tell me again that we are in the EU.
Politics- freedom of speech-if you miss some topics, you will miss the jail. Big brother is Ataturk, all over the place. Every inch is covered with the red moon and star. Indeed you can feel the atmosphere of patriotism. And raped chickens.
The west-EU guys: the same industry-line produced-consumers of burger king and toilet paper not-drinking genetic predecessors of HOMO SAPIENS.
Special observation: A brand new toilet, built with passionaly waste of money. On the bus station. The lamp is switched on when you move, or when your shit falls.
The cloud of flies starts two floors up.
Is there still someone, who says we are much better than them???

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Alex: They are real animals. Especially the fans are unbearable, you are right. Few years ago,I remember when CSKA played with Galatasaray, they almost burn the buses. There was nothing left from the skinheads, we all know- just frightened rabits.The police only show some actions. How we get out from there alive, I don't know. On the border we stayed both times, for about 4 hours. My worst experience ever.
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